SING LUCU

BEL

Si Toton weruh bontot arep mencet bel omahe wong nanging ora bisa ceritane kaya rene:

Toton :"Bon....kowe iki agi ngapa,dak sawang kok lunjak-lunjak"
Bontot :"Arep ngebel nanging ora bisa ..... lha piye dhuwur jew..."
Toton :"Ooooo....mbok ngomong kene dak tulungi..."
Bontot :"ahhh....mmmmmm.....Nanging mengko nek sing duwe omah metu njur piye.....?koe melu mlayu ora ?"
Toton :""lha piye toh karepmu,kowe arep ngebel ki arep ngapa?"
Bontot :"yaaa....mung iseng thok ,....ha....ha...ha...."
Toton : jangkrik tenan....

Hak

Ana ing pelajaran kelas 1 SMP,guru nakokake bab pahlawan.
Guru :"Anto,sapa sing merjuangake kemerdekaan ing Maluku"
Anto :"Pattimura,bu"
Guru :"Pinter...Saiki Badrun.Sapa sing nggawe hak wanita pada karo hak priya"
Badrun:"Tukang sepatu,Bu....!!"
Guru :.....??????!@#$^^&&*(*)_+

GEGER

Ana sawijining pejabat kang wis kawit mau ditakoni sawijining wartawan
saiki gantian takon

Pejabat :"Manut awakmu,negara kuwi diarani geger yen kepriye ?"

Wartawan :"yen pejabate Korupsi,rakyat demonstrasi"

Pejabat :"Salah....!!!
Wartawan :"Yen Ana perang
Pejabar :"Durung bener...!
Wartawan :"Lha piye sing bener ....????
Pejabat :"Yen Rakyate Saknegara ngentut bebarengan....
wartawan :"hahahhaha/........" wedus